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THE WILDIES

Starting Q2 2026 — Quarterly
📊 METRIC-BASED I pull the data. Winner is winner.
ALWAYS BE CLOSING
Glengarry Glen Ross (1992)
Highest lease conversion rate, tour to application.
ELIGIBLE: LEASING / ACMs
ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY… MOVE OUT
Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)
Highest resident retention %. One does not simply give notice on our watch.
ELIGIBLE: PROPERTY-LEVEL
FIX-IT FELIX
Wreck-It Ralph (2012)
Fastest average work order completion. Golden hammer energy.
ELIGIBLE: SERVICE TEAMS
I LIKE MONEY
SpongeBob SquarePants — Mr. Krabs
Best delinquency collection rate. Mr. Krabs would be proud.
ELIGIBLE: ACMs
WHAT? ___ IS EVOLVING!
Pokémon
Biggest Reputation.com / Kingsley score improvement.
👀 Winners get a Pokéball trophy that levels up each time you win.
ELIGIBLE: PROPERTY-LEVEL
C.R.E.A.M.
Wu-Tang Clan (1993)
Strongest NOI-to-budget performance. Cash rules everything around me. Dolla dolla bill y'all.
ELIGIBLE: PROPERTY-LEVEL
📝 TEAM-NOMINATED You tell me who deserves it.
PIMP MY RIDE
MTV (2004–2007)
Best unit turnaround story. That unit was a disaster and housekeeping made it unrecognizable.
ELIGIBLE: HOUSEKEEPING
THE MACGYVER
MacGyver (1985–1992)
Most creative fix or workaround. Something broke, you made it work anyway.
ELIGIBLE: SERVICE TEAMS
THE JEDI MIND TRICK
Star Wars: A New Hope (1977)
Best de-escalation. A resident was losing it and someone on this team just… made it okay.
ELIGIBLE: ALL ROLES
VOLTRON
Voltron: Defender of the Universe (1984)
Most impressive unit turn as a team effort. Different people, different skills, formed something bigger than any one person could've done alone.
ELIGIBLE: SERVICE / HOUSEKEEPING
DUDE, THIS IS A WENDY'S
The Office / The Internet
Wildest resident request of the quarter. You know the ones.
ELIGIBLE: ALL ROLES
This Is Fine
THIS IS FINE
KC Green — Gunshow Comic (2013)
The team survived something and came out the other side. The solidarity award. The dog-in-the-burning-room energy. We've all been there.
ELIGIBLE: ALL ROLES
🔎 YOU OR NOMINATED I might see it myself, or you can nominate.
Homer backing into hedge
HOMER IN THE HEDGE
The Simpsons — "Homer Loves Flanders" (1994)
A problem got handled so cleanly it's like it never happened. Nobody even remembers there was an issue. Just… slowly backing away.
ELIGIBLE: ALL ROLES
I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE
The Hunger Games (2012)
Someone stepped up beyond their role without being asked. Nobody told them to — they just did it.
ELIGIBLE: ALL ROLES
SAY MY NAME
Breaking Bad — Season 5, Episode 7 (2012)
Most named in Kingsley surveys and online reviews. Residents keep saying your name.
Yes, we are in Albuquerque. You're goddamn right.
ELIGIBLE: ALL ROLES
🚀 LEASE-UP Different game, different award.
SPEED RUN
Gaming Culture
Best lease-up absorption pace against projection. Senary, Olivine, and Charlie are competing — filling units as fast as possible. The clock is running.
ELIGIBLE: LEASE-UP PROPERTIES ONLY
🃏 Q2 WILDCARD This one changes every quarter.
ROCKY
Rocky (1976)
Biggest occupancy gain from April 1 to June 30. Getting knocked down and climbing back up. Every property competes.
ELIGIBLE: ALL PROPERTIES
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WHAT WINNERS GET

A custom trophy. Unique to each category.
That's all I'm going to say about that right now.

HOW NOMINATIONS WORK

A Microsoft Forms link is going out this week. It takes 60 seconds. You pick who you're nominating, which category, and tell me what happened in 2-3 sentences.

Nominations stay open all quarter. I'll send reminders monthly.

You can nominate anyone at any property — not just your own team.

HOW WINNERS ARE PICKED

Metric awards: the data decides. No opinions, no debate.

Nominated awards: I read every submission and pick. Not a vote — I'm looking for the best story.

LET'S GO. 🏆

Q2 winners will be announced at the end of July.
Start paying attention to what's happening around you —
the person next to you might be doing something worth nominating.